notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via acomas)

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via bastille)

trans-par-en-t:

made transparent by trans-par-en-t

praybeforeyouslay:

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(via trust)

supermodelgif:

"Maria" Gisele Bundchen photographed by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar, May 1999
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.